we're blogging at a bar
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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