Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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