I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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