The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She's the barista slut.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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