6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
