But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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