So drunk, too bad you don't want this
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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