carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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