I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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