Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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