There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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