i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
This girl is more easily done than said...
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
two words: eviction party
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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