Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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