Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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