I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
