did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize