did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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