i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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