At least make sure they are 18
Why
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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