Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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