dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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