is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
As shirtless as possible
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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