the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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