Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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