We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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