She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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