I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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