I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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