I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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