Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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