If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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