I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Even my vagina gasped.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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