I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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