i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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