just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
