even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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