Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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