Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Randomize
