Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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