I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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