Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
The adults are the big ones right?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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