I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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