i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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