You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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