My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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