If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
