Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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