I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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