Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I could have mohawked her pubes.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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