you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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