If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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