i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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