At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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