no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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