you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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