She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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